Nokia Ringtones -
Logos -
Picture Messages -
Animated Screensavers -
Comedy Voicemail Greetings -
Prank Calls -
World Cup Special
! Nokia Ringtones & Operator Logos
Use Our Quick Search to find a Ringtone, Logo, Picture Message or Voicemail.
Ringtones by Artist
Artists - A
Artists - B
Artists - C
Artists - D
Artists - E
Artists - F
Artists - G
Artists - H
Artists - I
Artists - J
Artists - K
Artists - L
Artists - M
Artists - N
Artists - O
Artists - P
Artists - Q
Artists - R
Artists - S
Artists - T
Artists - U
Artists - V
Artists - W
Artists - X
Artists - Y
Artists - Z
Ringtones by Category
Latest Hits
Anthems
Classical
Dance
Film & TV
Football
Fun Stuff
Games
Heavy Metal
Indian
Indie
Occasions
Oldies
Pop Hits - Old Charts
Rhythm and Blues
Rap
Rock
Logos
Animals
Cars
Clubbing
Eyes
Films
Football
Love
Various
Music
Names
Tattoos
Tech
WWF
Zodiac
Pictures
Animal
Faces
Greetings
Love
Popular
Music
Events
Tattoos
Voicemail
Popular
Comedy
Seasonal
Pop
Internet
Hot Lines
Hollywood
Weird
Comedy Voicemail
Most Popular
Humorous Greetings
Seasonal
Pop Parody
Internet
Hot Lines
Hollywood
Strange and Weird
OPERATOR LOGOS
Animal Logos
Cars Logos
Clubbing Logos
Eyes Logos
Film Logos
Football Logos
Love Logos
Various Logos
Music Logos
Name Logos
Tattoo Logos
Tech Logos
WWF Logos
Zodiac Logos
Prank Calls
Inland Revenue
Pregnant Daughter
Phone Engineer
Page Three Stunner
Sexual Disease Clinic
New Wife Has Landed
Game Show
Call 0906 466 0040 to order a Comedy Voicemail
Please check that you phone is compatible with with our
compatibility guide
1027
After the tone please leave your name, number, where you live and where you left the money........
PREVIEW
ORDER
1019
Ah hello, we are home right now but we can't answer the phone.....
PREVIEW
ORDER
1046
Ah yeah, hi. We're still not back from our journey into cyberspace.....
PREVIEW
ORDER
1022
Ahh hello there! He went out for 15 minutes half an hour ago and he won't be back for 2 hours........
PREVIEW
ORDER
1002
As the drugs take hold, you'll feel like you're losing your grip on reality.....
PREVIEW
ORDER
1075
At the tone, from the time you called you will have exectly 5 seconds less remaining in your life *BEEP*......At the tone, from the time you called you will have exectly 10 seconds less remaining in your life *BEEP*......
PREVIEW
ORDER
1057
Beer festival Ja hello, these people having so much fun drinking de beer.....
PREVIEW
ORDER
1065
Cat miow This phone line has been connected to a 5000 volt power supply that has been wired to the small kitten......
PREVIEW
ORDER
1016
Duh, helloooo. If you're calling with bad news please leave your message now, if you're calling with good news then please wait for the tone
PREVIEW
ORDER
1017
Err, Hello, I'm not here right now because tonight I start serving a 30 year term in the State Department of corrections for politically incorrect statements........
PREVIEW
ORDER
1060
Errr, hello, we cannot come to the phone right now.....
PREVIEW
ORDER
1069
Everything you say will be under oath, you have the right to remain silent anything you do say will be recorded and used against you .......
PREVIEW
ORDER
1077
Explosion Hello and thank you for calling.We are at our online bomb making seminar .....
PREVIEW
ORDER
1013
FOUR ALPHA, TEST...OF...SOFTWARE. Revision 2.1. Counting down to test 3...2...1.....
PREVIEW
ORDER
1008
FOXTROT, LIMA, ALPHA, SIERRA, HOTEL. Key destruct sequence now. This terminal also accepts voice messages.....
PREVIEW
ORDER
1062
Fun in bed! Hi, my wife and I can't get to the phone right now but if you leave your name and number, we'll get back to yoooooooooooooooooooou! .....
PREVIEW
ORDER
1059
Gagged woman -----> Man: Hello, I'm sorry but nobody here can come to the phone right now as they are all tied up.....
PREVIEW
ORDER
1005
German Accent Ja, hello. please leave your name and number after ze tone..…
PREVIEW
ORDER
1045
GONG Herro, We no home, but if you weave message we call you soon, if you leave sexy message, we call you sooner.....
PREVIEW
ORDER
1038
Goodday passengers, welcome to flight 416 flying non stop to the beep.Please store all messages in the overhead mailbox provided.....
PREVIEW
ORDER
1001
Greetings Earthlings, I am an extra terrestrial from the planet Hmhuumugh.....
PREVIEW
ORDER
1012
Greetings, I am a fully integrated, state of the art, digitally enhanced voicemail unit........
PREVIEW
ORDER
1039
Gunfire in background Hello, we're a little pinned down right now.......
PREVIEW
ORDER
1033
Hello and thanks for calling but we really couldn't come to terms with the fact that the phone was ringing.....
PREVIEW
ORDER
1014
Hello and welcome to the multiple choice voicemail greeting system. We cannot take your call at the moment because A) We are surfing the internet B) We're on another call or C).....
PREVIEW
ORDER
1073
Hello and welcome to word a day hotline after the tone please leave you name and number and create your own sentence using todays new word. Todays word is Corpronegropediaphilia .......
PREVIEW
ORDER
2001
Hello! God speaking, please leave your name, number and prayer......
PREVIEW
ORDER
1072
Hello, *screams* You have reached Helgars house of hair removal.....
PREVIEW
ORDER
1084
Hello, around the world, millions still speak French as their first or second language. With your help we can wipe out French.......
PREVIEW
ORDER
1066
Hello, city morgue. You kill 'em, we chill 'em!......
PREVIEW
ORDER
1031
Hello, err, what I am saying?....There is no one here...Well, there is but not as I speak.....
PREVIEW
ORDER
1026
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, errr, we must be having some technical difficulties.....
PREVIEW
ORDER
1028
Hello, I don't have a lot of rapour with anything that I can't reason with.....
PREVIEW
ORDER
1018
Hello, I'm sorry, you'vr reached an imaginary number, please rotate your equipment by 90 degrees and try your call again.....
PREVIEW
ORDER
1023
Hello, I'm unable to take your call in person because I'm having an out of body experience, in fact, I am stood right behind you.....
PREVIEW
ORDER
1063
Hello, look, I'm sorry but I'm far too depressed to come to the phone .......
PREVIEW
ORDER
1040
Hello, please leave message after smoke signal .....
PREVIEW
ORDER
1070
Hello, please leave your name, number and a brief message......
PREVIEW
ORDER
1082
Hello, thanks for calling *bang bang bang* We are reinacting the crucifixion so you could say that we are just hanging around......
PREVIEW
ORDER
1064
Hello, the number you are calling from has been traced and your details forwarded to an online spam centre called badsexgirls.com .....
PREVIEW
ORDER
1011
Hello, we're not home right now but I can take a message, hang on, I'll just get a pencil. (Crashing sound) oh sh*t....ok, shoot
PREVIEW
ORDER
1076
Hello, you have reached the fidelity sperm helpline......
PREVIEW
ORDER
1056
Hello, you know they say that its better to give someone a net and to teach them to fish than it is to just give them a fish, so I'm on the net now, learning how to fish......
PREVIEW
ORDER
1068
Hello, you know what to do at the tone.......
PREVIEW
ORDER
1043
Hello, you know, being reicarnated as a voicemail machine is de pits.....
PREVIEW
ORDER
1006
Hello, you've reached an answerperson, I don't get paid to respond but anything you say after the tone will be memorised to the best of my.........thingamy.....
PREVIEW
ORDER
1020
Hello, you've reached the Post Office. After the tone, please write a letter and allow 4 to 6 weeks for us to get back to you.....
PREVIEW
ORDER
1024
Hello..we..can't..get..to..your..call..right..now.........
PREVIEW
ORDER
1044
Hey! Hi, can you help me...please? Can you help me? I'm stuck down here in the phone.......
PREVIEW
ORDER
1035
Hey! Hi, I'm pretending that I'm marooned on a desert island with Linda Carter, Sharon Stone and Rachel Hunter. Since I don't have a phone here, you could leave me a message in a bottle after the beep .....
PREVIEW
ORDER
1021
Hi and thanks for calling during our spring pledge drive. A basic membership is only $30.....
PREVIEW
ORDER
1003
Hi! Is Kevin there? ....oh...you called me....oh...ok....well....erm...Leave a message.....
PREVIEW
ORDER
1079
Hi, if you're calling about an outstanding debt or you're selling something or requesting a charitable donation then please leave your message before the tone.......
PREVIEW
ORDER
1085
Hi, thanks for calling but we're in the shower, that's right, your friend and me, all soaped up.......
PREVIEW
ORDER
1030
Hi, this is Johan advising you that you spend way too much time on the phone. Go outside...See the world...Live a little...have fun! .....
PREVIEW
ORDER
1080
Hi, we are at home but we are avoiding someone please leave your name and number to find out if it's you!......